Giving Thanks

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

In the spirit of the holiday, here is a non-exhaustive list of things I am thankful for:

• My family, even though some of them drive me batshit crazy
• The Beef
• The Boston Terrorists
• My friends, even though most of them think I have died
• Not having to join the real world yet
• Afternoon naps (with the Terrorists, of course)
• $1 draft specials
  
• College football
• Grande nonfat two-raw-sugar lattes
  
• A well-stocked bar
• A month-long break at Christmas
  

And here is a list of things that I do not currently have, but would be thankful for if I had them:

• A lot of money (or even sort of a lot of money)
  
• A plan for my life
• My sanity
• A fundamental understanding of UCC Article 9
  
• The ability to fall asleep at night, undrugged
• A house with a fenced-in yard for the Terrorists
• Job offer(s) that don't suck
  
• Completed outlines for all my classes
• A good radar detector
• Freak repellent